AsktheBrig
Nothing, I'm just bored. Consequently, there's now a hole in the lab's ceiling. Er, apologies and so on.

I’m not even going to ask.

I don't know, I guess I just felt like yelling at you.

What have I done now?

Brigadier!

Yes?

You've been so quiet lately, Brigadier! Are things so busy around U.N.I.T.?

UNIT is always very busy! And the Doctor has disappeared off to some wretched planet with Miss Grant again…

askainleymaster:

thedoctortheoncomingstorm:

Come on, now, there’s no reason to fight.

Of course there is! He’s an ass and he’s been propositioning MY dear Third!

[Makes a possessive grab for the Eleventh.]

My my Doctor you have changed. What happened to our old team? Against him.

Oh, you could try, brigadier. Certainly. If you fancy being miniaturized.

I’d like to see you try

Oh, don't I ever. What do you say to a brandy or two one of these days?

I’d never say no to a brandy. It would be just like old times. *Smiles* I’ll always be awaiting your call.

You hit me. Of course I don't have any clever remarks for you. You don't deserve them.

And I’m not above punching you again.

You, sir, are an ass.

Is that really the best you can do? And do you really think your petty remarks bother me in the slightest?

Oh, wonderful! Makes things easier, that. And how have you been, my old friend?

Very much the same as always. Never a moment’s peace. I expect you know how that feels.