AsktheBrig

askainleymaster:

thedoctortheoncomingstorm:

Come on, now, there’s no reason to fight.

Of course there is! He’s an ass and he’s been propositioning MY dear Third!

[Makes a possessive grab for the Eleventh.]

My my Doctor you have changed. What happened to our old team? Against him.

Oh, you could try, brigadier. Certainly. If you fancy being miniaturized.

I’d like to see you try

Oh, don't I ever. What do you say to a brandy or two one of these days?

I’d never say no to a brandy. It would be just like old times. *Smiles* I’ll always be awaiting your call.

You hit me. Of course I don't have any clever remarks for you. You don't deserve them.

And I’m not above punching you again.

You, sir, are an ass.

Is that really the best you can do? And do you really think your petty remarks bother me in the slightest?

Oh, wonderful! Makes things easier, that. And how have you been, my old friend?

Very much the same as always. Never a moment’s peace. I expect you know how that feels.

Admittedly, the regeneration could have gone better. But the TARDIS was sort of on fire and crashing, so here we are. When are you?

I am at all times at once. Timeless you might say, Doctor.

Now there’s a concept I never dreamed I’d understand.

The Doctor Who universe does not revolve around Rose Tyler.

askainleymaster:

brigwife:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

It revolves around the Brigadier’s moustache.

Please try to remember that.

Wrong! It revolves around the Master’s beard!

I beg to differ

Doctor.

askthethirddoctor:

askainleymaster:

Is it true that you are…canoodling having congr making l currently in a relationship with Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart that is romantic in nature?

The Brigadier? What a preposterous notion. Someone’s been telling you stories, old chap. You’ve not been listening to rumours again have you?

I keep telling you Doctor, there’s no need to hide it. Now get that velvety arse into my office.

Lethbridge-Stewart!

Doctor! Is that you? Good Heavens you’re looking younger than ever!